SO, recently, I ordered some jeans from Ebay. I heard a lot of good things about the jean brand (Tiger of Sweden) and I ended up winning the auction at 0.99 US. Not bad, eh? I thought that I was pretty darn smart... I had very carefully measured my hips and waist and, although perhaps a BIT snug, the jeans were my size. The one thing that I did not even think about was CALF SIZE! The jeans arrived and I was really happy- great, soft fabric and nice length. I held the jeans up and they looked great. Well, they would have looked great except that, when I went to try them on, I couldn't get them over my calves!!! With a waist size being a little too small, I felt OK with because I usually lose a bit of weight over the summer. What the heck am I supposed to do with calves? Not move? Not exercise? Not play soccer? Waste away? Crap! My legs, and I still think this despite the reality check, are not that big....seriously... they must be dumb jeans ;) Maybe I can put that on my Ebay review... Quick shipping, nice seller.... too bad they sent dumb jeans... ;)
Have a great and non-dumb jean day! xox
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| Dumb jeans.... made for legs like robot man ;) |
Oh what a pity, and do you have never had them problems before?
ReplyDeleteI learned a new word, calves ;-)
I have never had a problem where I couldn't get the jeans on before ;) Glad I could be of service in the language department ;) Maybe I could also call them my gastrocnemius muscles ;) I am a geek xox
ReplyDeleteWear the jeans and bring back the robot dance! ;-)
ReplyDeleteOooo... the robot dance! Bye bye, dumb jeans! I have to say that you are the queen of the robot dance :)
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